How to buy

There will be buying terms for EACH painting that consist of:

- Place
– Buyer demographics
– Buying action
– Price

If you want to buy a painting you will have to follow the buying terms for each painting.

Go to each painting to see these terms.

Place:

Place is WHERE you can buy the specific painting.

It could be on this website where you just send an email to reserve the painting.

But it could also be an online auction like Ebay or an offline auction house like Christie´s.

It could also be at a specific Gallery or a mom and pop shop.

A painting could also be sold at a flee market or on a busy high street.

It could also be sold from an iglo in Greenland or a mud-hut in the Mazai Mara desert.

The only limitation to the buying place will be my imagination.

This means, if you want to buy a painting you can´t just send a cheque. Not even a million dollar cheque will do it. You have to follow the place buying terms, otherwise you won´t get it.

Buyer demographics:

Sometimes it may only be a certain demographic who is allowed to purchase a painting. So I may discriminate and say that a certain painting can only be bought by 65+ year old pensioners. So you will have no chance of buying it, even if you are a flirty, super hot Victoria Secrets model, or a multi-million dollar loaded bank yuppie who is willing to put down his entire stock portfolio as payment.

Buying action:

This will have a tendancy to get a little weird.

Sometimes a buyer will have to perform some kind of action in order to be allowed to buy a painting.

It could be making and distributing 100 peanutbutter sandwiches for the homeless or be a participant in a nudist parade.

No limits to buying actions, I will however try and keep it within borderline legal.

Price:

The price is already given.

Painting number #001 costs €1 and painting #144 will cost €144.

However, sometimes a painting will be put on auction with the painting number as the reserve price. Buyer with the winning bid will get the painting.

There may also be a few other situations where the price will be different. Fx. in a raffle competition where a buyer can buy one of the raffle tickets. Fx. 37 raffle tickets of €1 for painting #037. The owner of the drawn raffle ticket will get the painting.